The White Shirt: A Global Flirting Technique

Hey. Read this. It’s not just you. It’s millions and millions of other guys out there.

I’m not writing this to offend anyone. I’m writing it as a fashion fact. It’s been like this for years and it will remain forever.

Why? Because the white color will always be there.

Again why? Because your tan will always look nicer when you’re wearing a white shirt.

I hang out in clubs at least twice a week. And lately it’s been like I have hundreds of waiters at my disposal. But not any bunch of waiters.

Nicely tanned waiters all wearing white shirts.

I wonder how people recognize each other. Clubs are usually dark (It’s universal). So tell me. How can I locate my friend who’s tanned and wearing a white shirt when he’s there among so many others looking just the same?

Worse? We cannot call each other. How can we? When the music is usually so loud in clubs? (It’s universal)

Here’s a suggestion: guys should start writing their names on their backs. Just like sports jerseys. Why not? That could be the next big trend.

Did I just give you a business idea? Sigh. I should have kept it to myself.

Guys. Honestly. When you’re tanned and wearing a white shirt, it's obvious.

You wana show your tan: I would call it a “tan show-off”.

And just knowing that you’re doing it on purpose: is unattractive!

Have you ever heard the song Kitty Kat Shirt by Plain White T’s? It says:

“look at the boy in the kitty kat shirt,
he might be good looking, but he still can't flirt.

There are so many other ways to flirt. I’m not claiming I’m the expert here, but still I don’t wear a white shirt to show my tan as I don’t smoke a cigar to have a silicon girl as a date. (Refer to the article “A Silicon World – A Bit of Nonsense” http://otherendofsunrise.blogspot.com/2007/06/silicon-world-bit-of-nonsense.html)

Oh, wait, some people are gona be calling me after reading this. It happened before.